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{"type":"programming","setup":"An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.","punchline":"He goes nowhere.","id":367}
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Jeffrey Burton Clement is an American former professional baseball player. Clement was a catcher and first baseman. He played in Major League Baseball (MLB) for the Seattle Mariners and Pittsburgh Pirates.
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{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}
{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}
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Cahora-Bassa is a separate bipolar HVDC power transmission line between the Cahora Bassa Hydroelectric Generation Station at the Cahora Bassa Dam in Mozambique, and Johannesburg, South Africa.
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{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}
{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
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