{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
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{"fact":"Ginger tabby cats can have freckles around their mouths and on their eyelids!","length":77}
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{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
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Astroblepus vanceae is a species of catfish of the family Astroblepidae. It can be found in the Ucayali River, Peru.
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