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{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}

{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}

{"slip": { "id": 19, "advice": "If you cannot unscrew the lid of a jar, try placing a rubber band around its circumference for extra grip."}}

{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}

{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}

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